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    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2016/12/6/my-patronus</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-06</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - What the Hell Are You Trying to Say?</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2016/12/23/thoughts-on-privilege-a-letter-to-white-folk-from-a-fellow-white-person</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-29</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Thoughts on Privilege. A Letter to White Folk, from a Fellow White Person</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2016/12/18/oh-yea-its-holiday-season</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Yay! It's Christmas Time Again.</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cycle of Torment Christmas Card. Too Much?  I've a pretty black sense of humor, so I think it's fantastic!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2016/12/21/for-fucks-sake-your-dog-does-not-need-a-fitbit</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - For Fuck’s Sake, Your Dog Does NOT Need a Fitbit!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Be honest, don't the millions of pet pictures on the Internet already tell this story???</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - For Fuck’s Sake, Your Dog Does NOT Need a Fitbit!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Katie on the Couch. Sure, she looks relaxed, but check out the ears and eyes...she was always ready to go! God, I miss the hell of her. She was my baby.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - For Fuck’s Sake, Your Dog Does NOT Need a Fitbit!</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2016/12/6/there-are-no-half-measures</loc>
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    <lastmod>2016-12-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - There Are No Half Measures</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/1/8/rich-ass-white-men-and-the-racist-motherfuckers-who-love-them</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-01-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Rich-ass White Men and the Racist Motherfuckers Who Love Them</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/1/5/too-pretty-wtf-i-call-bullshit</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-01-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Too Pretty? WTF!!!!! I Call 'Bullshit'!</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/1/13/three-otters-and-a-spa-tub</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Three Otters and a Spa Tub</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2016/12/29/thank-you-carrie-fisher</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-13</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Thank You, Carrie Fisher</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/1/14/three-otters-redux-reworking-my-narrative</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Three Otters Redux — Reworking My Narrative</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/2/6/we-hold-these-truths-to-be-self-evident-the-twin-pillars-political-gaslighting-and-kleptocracy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-02-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident? The Twin Pillars Political Gaslighting and Kleptocracy</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/1/24/what-the-actual-fuck-a-glimpse-into-bubbas-life-with-spazzie-or-a-tale-of-murder-and-magic</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - What the Actual Fuck? A Glimpse into Bubba’s Life with Spazzie or “A Tale of Murder and Magic.”</image:title>
      <image:caption>The headspaces we inhabit differ slightly in tone and degree of sparkle, but our hearts are in complete alignment.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/1/28/so-you-think-you-can-president</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - So You Think You Can President?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - So You Think You Can President?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/1/30/toxic-mothers</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Toxic Mothers</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Beauty". One of my original mandalas. Rest your eyes here, should you need a moment. Many people carry around childhood damage; the goal is to embrace your resiliency, and to stop allowing the damage to define and/or constrain you.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/2/11/valentines-day</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Valentine's Day</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/2/23/when-did-spazzie-become-so-fucking-friendly</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-02-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - When Did Spazzie Decide to Become So Fucking Friendly?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bubba would like to point out that, in fact, the Panzers are on fire, in the above screen shot from the movie "A Bridge Too Far", and not the bridge itself.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/2/15/m9t7zk3tccuq40f3omilp3i206zv6z</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-02-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - 48 is the new 28?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/3/17/this-is-why-its-called-work</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-01-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - It's All About My Perspective</image:title>
      <image:caption>Silence Please - Steampunk Fairy by David Puertas.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/3/22/dont-make-your-protagonist-rapey-and-just-say-no-to-the-magical-negro-trope-with-a-side-of-kink-for-flavor</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-03-31</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Don’t Make Your Protagonist Rapey and ‘Just Say No’ to the Magical Negro Trope (with a Side of Kink for Flavor)</image:title>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Don’t Make Your Protagonist Rapey and ‘Just Say No’ to the Magical Negro Trope (with a Side of Kink for Flavor)</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/3/3/wild-turkeys-circling-a-dead-cat</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-03-04</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Wild Turkeys Circling a Dead Cat</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/3/11/growing-new-skin</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-03-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Growing New Skin</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Freedom" is one of my original pieces. Notice how it looks like a palm tree, and the beachie color theme? One month to Hilton Head and counting!!!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/4/20/a-tale-of-misogyny-and-fuckwittery</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-04-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - A Tale of Misogyny and Fuckwittery</image:title>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - A Tale of Misogyny and Fuckwittery</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/3/31/from-a-democrat-to-the-esteemed-democrats-in-congress-stop-fucking-about-and-get-to-work</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-04-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - From a Democrat, to the Esteemed Democrats in Congress: Stop Fucking About and Get To Work</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/5/25/and-now-for-something-completely-different</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-05-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - And Now For Something Completely Different</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/5/18/some-dont-make-it-out-alive</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-05-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Some Don't Make It Out Alive</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/6/14/welcome-to-the-year-of-nope</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-06-15</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5846812ed482e959dc78df78/1497487947844-TSE8QE8E3CDEQQ8JKD8T/TheYearOfNope.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Welcome to the Year of “Nope!”</image:title>
      <image:caption>The face says it all, No?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/8/21/history-ok-lets-talk-about-history</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-08-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - History? OK, Let’s Talk About History</image:title>
      <image:caption>These folks are our neighbors, our coworkers, the people running our schools, our kids Scout troops and their little league teams.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/10/1/in-memory-of-a-bullshit-masculine-ideal</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-10-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - In Memory of a Bullshit Masculine Ideal</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Kinsey Scale is better than what came before it, but...</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - In Memory of a Bullshit Masculine Ideal</image:title>
      <image:caption>These labels did not exist in 1948 when Kinsey released his "Sexual Behavior in the Human Male" report.  Hopefully, we'll advance to the point where we do not label our gender and sexual identity at all.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/10/18/dreams-dystopia-puppies-and-rainbows</loc>
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    <lastmod>2017-10-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Dreams, Dystopia, Puppies, and Rainbows</image:title>
      <image:caption>"All puppies and rainbows? That remains to be seen. Based on historical evidence, this puppy panel is unconvinced."</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.spazziegirl.com/blog/2017/11/22/thankful</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-11-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Well Here's What I Think... - Thankful</image:title>
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